Memalukan sekali!!! Klo salah menempatkan sesuatu

Wuihhhh, rasanya males banget berlama2 ngantri!!! Tp ini harus gw lakukan, mengingat (cailah) bsok gw dah ujian! (lho??? Apa hubungannya day?) yaiyalah bsok tu gw dah ujian, dan gw harus mau ngantri berlama2 buat ngambil kartu ujian!!!
Klo gk ada tu kartu, gw gk bisa ujian!!! Makanya gw bela2in
Tdnya gw mau ti2p aja ma ningsi tmen gw, eeeehhh pas dianya dah masuk tu, kruangan ADM (baca : Administrasi) gw kan dah seneng bnget nich, ternyata dengan sangat menyesal bgitu dia dah keluar, kartu gw….
Gw : (seneng bnget ngeliat ningsi kluar dr ADM) “ mana bro kartu gw??”
Ningsi : (ekspresi muka menyesal, tp gw rasa kyk orang mw buang angin (baca: kentut) “sory bnget bro, kyaknya lo harus jd WNI y baek, ngantrilah kau saudara ku, krn kartu mu tidak dapat di wakilkan!”
Gw : “haaaahhhhh!!! Anjroto Italiano Busetto, mengapo ini terjadi pada diri ambo!!! Upss!!! (apaan sich gw) maksud lo gw harus ngantri gtu???”
Ningsi : “yup anda benar sodaraku”
Gw : “owwww ya ampyun…..”
Akhirnya dengan berat hati, jantung , paru2, dan berat pantat!!! Gw mau jg ngantri, uhhhh malasnya diriku…
Gw ngantri kyak orang jualan pake acara2 treak2 segala (sebenarnya itu saran Yane, katanya supaya satpam y jaga, rada iba ngeliat gw) padahal menurut gw kyk sales nawarin dagangan kali yah…
Abisnya gmn semua jg pada gtu, kbetulan ada satpam y jaga ddpan pintu masuknya.
Mahasiswa y lg pada gantri (MYLPG)
MYLPG : “bang… bang… gw dulu bang…
Gw : “gw bang, gw bang…..
(salah satu diantara mereka ada y masuk)
Satpam : “ ehhh km ngapain ikutan masuk, gk bs!!! nanti2 ngantri dulu”
MYLPG : (dengan jawaban diplomatis + muka tak berdosa tu orang bilang) “gw masuk mo tmenin dia bang”
Spontan gw ma y laen pada ketawa.. gmn gk ketawa, dtengah2 keramaian dia ngomong kyk gtu dengan santainya… kwakakakaka…
Gw masih dalam antrian panjang…
Gw mencium bau (ketek) sesuatu dalam antrian…
Gw masih ngantri…
Gw pengen pingsan, tp posisinya gk PW
Gw pengen tidur dalam antrian, tp gk bs2 (ya iyalah secara lg ngantri kok mw tidur)
Adowwww!!!! Ni sekarang kaki gw keinjek!!! Buset dah!!! Mana gw gk tau lg sapa tersangkanya…
Akhirnya gw masuk jg…
Gw : “ kak, NURDAYANA (my complete name..hehehehe) SI-A pagi”
ADM : “ ni kartunya day, tp tandatangan dulu, tu kertasnya sekalian tempel photonya ya (kata dia sambil nunjuk meja 4 segi y ada dsudut, buat tandatangan ama nempel photo gw)
Dengan santainya ywdah gw tandatangan aja trus sekalian gw tempelin photo gw y manis ini (yeee lo gk boleh sirik!!! Narsis dikit gk pa2lah?)
Akhirnya siap jg buat ngedapetin kartu ujian y gk seberapa ini pikir gw…
Gw : “ ni kak kartunya, cap terus ya, capek ni gw, pengen cepat2 kluar..
ADM bengong ngeliatin photo gw…
Gw nyantai aja malah sempat2nya gw bilang kdia (ADM-red) “ napa kak, itu photo terbaru gw, jangan diliatin gtu donk, jd malu ni gw”
ADM : “ day…day… klo stress jngan kyk gni caranya “
Trus dengan santainya dia (ADM) bilang kADM2 y laen sambil ketawa2 gtu, liat ni iday lg stress masak photonya dtempel dsini!!!(sambil nunjuk photo dkartu gw)
Semua (ADM + Mahasiswa laen) pada noleh ngeliatin gw dan di+ ketawa setan…
Gw masih blom connect jg…
Rada error kali yah???
Apakah ini krn penyebab dari kelelahan y tiada tara???? (lho?!)
1 detik…
10 detik…
5 menit kemudian…
Zeebbb… (bagaikan bnyak lampu d kepala gw) akhirnya gw ngeh jg. Tp te2p aja semua mata memandangi diriku y rada error hr ini sambil diiringi ketawa setan y ngebuat gw seketika itu menciut!!! Pengen dech rasanya ngebalikin waktu 1 jam kebelakang biar gw gk ngebuat suatu hal y memalukan ini, atau paling gk ngebuat mereka semua (ADM + MYLPG) ilang ingatan untuk sementara waktu (ngarep!!)
Akhirnya kelar jg. Dan gw keluar dengan selamat, walaupun tengsin bnget td pas ddalam.
Gw masih dtempat parkiran ama temen2 y laen. Kebetulan ada temen gw y br mau masuk.
Antrian jg masih pada rame bnget, tp akhirnya temen gw y baru masuk td, berhasil keluar dengan selamat trus dia langsung nanyain kita semua (gw ama temen2 y laen)
“eh bro semua, lo pada tau gk ADM y baru?”
“ya taulah,emang knapa?”
“tu mbak kan cantik, tp busyet!!! Keteknya bau bnget!!!!”
“hahhhhh!!! Jd lo Cuma mw ngomong gtu doank bro!!! huahahahahaha” (kata gw rada kaget ama tmen2 y laen tp, te2p+ ketawa setan)
Owwwww yaampyunnnn, pada error nich semua…

BASE CAME FAVORITE GW

 

Klo loe Tanya ma gw tempat2 apa aja y jd favorit gw, pasti banyak bnget bro…(sambil mikir nich) ya iyalah bnyak, karena klo perkiraan gw nich (cailah, emang cuaca dperkirain) setiap kali gw ksuatu t4, gw bakal kesana lg, dalam jangka waktu y berdekatan, dan itu emang beneran bro, klo loe gk percaya, tanya aja ama bro yane tuch.. tu anak selalu bareng gw kmana2(klo di ibaratkan, kita tuh kyak perangko ama lem, gw lemnya and yane perangkonya, trus kyak Tarzan ama Monyetny. Gw Tarzannya and bro Yane (ups, gk usah dilanjutin gk tega gw… kwkakakaka) sory bro, gw gk bermaksud untuk tidak ngejek elo, kerena gw tau ada pepatah y mengatakan : “ Mengejeklah kamu, sebelum kamu gk mengejek sama sekali “ gtu bro.
Oya kok jd kmana2 nich, td kan crt t4 favorit gw… banyak sich, karena begitu banyaknya gw ndiri ampe bingung. Tp ada satu t4 nich y sering bnget kita kunjungi klo lg laper dan duitnya kbetulan lg cekak (bokek) dan pengen mkn enak (oalaahhh, emang bs??) dimana lg klo bukan dwarungnya Bu Hajjah!!! (ketawa2 dech lo, gw dah duluan) kwakakakakak… Namany boleh bikin lo ketawa, tp masakannya klo lo sering ngikutin wisata kuliner (cailahh) rasanya nendang bro!!! mak nyos gtu…
Ada tips nich dr gw… Klo loe kbetulan lg gk punya duit and pengen mkn enak ikutin nich saran2 gw y rada2 aneh, tp bs bkin lo kenyang bro…
1. loe inget2 lg sapa temen loe y lg ulang tahun tepat dihari
(kelaparan) loe alias bokek.
2. klo lo dah inget, trus lo samperin dia dan ucapin selamat ultah buat
doi.
3. klo dia gk ngeh jg maksud loe yang udah (kelaparan bnget) nunjukin
sikap sebagai seorang sahabat y selalu ingat kpn ultah sahabatnya,
mending lo bantuin ibu kantin y lg sibuk ngurusin pesanan makanan
y bnyak bnget, klo dah gtu djamin lo bakalan dikasih makan…
4. gw ngerasa kasian aja bro ma elo, makanya gw saranin lg, klo lg
Banyak duit nich jngan suka begadang kt B’ Roma (lho?!?) apa
Hubungannya coba?!? (loe pikir aja ndiri dech) gw jg bingung nich. :(
NB :
Saran ini hanya fiktif belaka, jd klo loe2 semua dmana aja ingin mencoba sebagian dr saran ini boleh2 aja, tp jngan salahkan gw apabila y loe harapin gk sesuai bro, dan karena gw sebagai pemberi saran sendiri blom pernah (terjun langsung) mempraktekkannya, jd yaaa Salam Olah Raga aja dech buat y ingin mencobanya…ok

Daniel Bedingfield

Daniel Bedingfield - Never Gonna Leave Your Side Lyric

Album: Gotta Get Thru This
I feel like a song without the words
A man without a soul
A bird without its wings
A heart without a home
I feel like a knight without a sword
The sky without the sun
Cos you are the one

I feel like a ship beneath the waves
A child who's lost its way
A door without a key
A face without a name
I feel like a breath without the air
And every day's the same
Since you've gone away

I gotta have a reason to wake up in the morning
You used to be the one that put a smile on my face
There are no words that could describe how I miss you
And I miss you everyday yeah

And I'm never gonna leave your side
And I'm never gonna leave your side again
Still holding on girl
I won't let you go
Cos when I'm lying in your arms
I know I'm home

They tell me that a man can lose his mind
Living in the pain
Recalling times gone by
And crying in the rain
You know I've wasted half the time
And I'm on my knees again
Till you come to me yeah

I gotta have a reason to wake up in the morning
You used to be the one that put a smile on my face
There are no words that could describe how I miss you
And I miss you everyday yeah

And I'm never gonna leave your side
And I'm never gonna leave your side again
Still holding on girl
I won't let you go
I lay my head against your heart
I know I'm home
I know I'm home
I know I'm home

And I'm never gonna leave your side
And I'm never gonna leave your side again
Still holding on girl
I won't let you go
Cos when I'm lying in your arms
I know I'm home

Ecology

Ecology
A female bearing a heavy load of seeds in Valladolid, Spain

Ailanthus is an opportunistic plant that thrives in full sun and disturbed areas. It spreads aggressively both by seeds and vegetatively by root sprouts. It can re-sprout rapidly after being cut.[2] It is considered a shade-intolerant tree and cannot compete in low-light situations,[23] though it is sometimes found competing with hardwoods, but such competition rather indicates it was present at the time the stand was established.[2] On the other hand, a study in an old-growth hemlock-hardwood forest in New York found that Ailanthus was capable of competing successfully with native trees in canopy gaps where only 2 to 15% of full sun was available. The same study characterised the tree as using a "gap-obligate" strategy in order to reach the forest canopy, meaning it grows rapidly during a very short period rather than growing slowly over a long period.[24] It is a short lived tree in any location and rarely lives more than 50 years.[2] Ailanthus is among the most pollution-tolerant of tree species, including to sulfur dioxide, which it absorbs in its leaves. It can withstand cement dust and fumes from coal tar operations, as well as resist ozone exposure relatively well. Furthermore, high concentrations of mercury have been found built up in tissues of the plant.[13]

Ailanthus has been used to re-vegetate areas where acid mine drainage has occurred and it has been shown to tolerate pH levels as low as 4.1 (approximately that of tomato juice). It can withstand very low phosphorus levels and high salinity levels. The drought-tolerance of the tree is strong due to its ability to effectively store water in its root system.[13] It is frequently found in areas where few trees can survive. The roots are also aggressive enough to cause damage to subterranean sewers and pipes.[3] Along highways it often forms dense thickets in which few other tree species are present, largely due to the toxins it produces to prevent competition.[13]
Female tree growing in Chicago, Illinois

Ailanthus produces an allelopathic chemical called ailanthone, which inhibits the growth of other plants.[25] The inhibitors are strongest in the bark and roots, but are also present in the leaves, wood and seeds of the plant. One study showed that a crude extract of the root bark inhibited 50% of a sample of garden cress (Lepidium sativum) seeds from germinating. The same study tested the extract as an herbicide on garden cress, redroot pigweed (Amaranthus retroflexus), velvetleaf (Abutilon theophrastii), yellow bristlegrass (Setaria glauca), barnyard grass (Echinochloa crusgalli), pea (Pisum sativum cv. Sugar Snap) and maize (Zea mays cv. Silver Queen). It proved able to kill nearly 100% of seedlings with the exception of velvetleaf, which showed some resistance.[26] Another experiment showed a water extract of the chemical was either lethal or highly damaging to 11 North American hardwoods and 34 conifers, with the white ash (Fraxinus americana) being the only plant not adversely affected.[27] The chemical does not, however, affect the tree of heaven's own seedlings, indicating that A. altissima has a defence mechanism to prevent autotoxicity.[25] Resistance in various plant species has been shown to increase with exposure. Populations without prior exposure to the chemicals are most susceptible to them. Seeds produced from exposed plants have also been shown to be more resistant than their unexposed counterparts.[28]

The tree of heaven is a very rapidly growing tree, possibly the fastest growing tree in North America.[29] Growth of one to two metres (3.3 to 6.6 ft) per year for the first four years is considered normal. Shade considerably hampers growth rates. Older trees, while growing much slower, still do so faster than other trees. Studies found that Californian trees grew faster than their East Coast counterparts, and American trees in general grew faster than Chinese ones.[29]

In northern Europe the tree of heaven was not considered naturalised in cities until after the Second World War. This has been attributed to the tree's ability to colonise areas of rubble of destroyed buildings where most other plants would not grow.[14] In addition, the warmer microclimate in cities offers a more suitable habitat than the surrounding rural areas. For example, one study in Germany found the tree of heaven growing in 92% of densely populated areas of Berlin, 25% of its suburbs and only 3% of areas outside the city altogether.[14] In other areas of Europe this is not the case as climates are mild enough for the tree to flourish. It has colonised natural areas in Hungary, for example, and is considered a threat to biodiversity at that country's Aggtelek National Park.[14]

Several species of Lepidoptera utilise the leaves of ailanthus as food, including the Indian moon moth (Actias selene) and the grass yellow (Eurema hecabe). In North America the tree is the host plant for the ailanthus webworm (Atteva punctella), though this ermine moth is native to Central and South America and originally used other members of the mostly tropical Simaroubaceae as its hosts.[30] In its native range A. altissima is associated with at least 32 species of arthropods and 13 species of fungi.[10]

Due to the tree of heaven's weedy habit, landowners and other organisations often resort to various methods of control in order to keep its populations in check. For example, the city of Basel in Switzerland has an eradication program for the tree.[14] It can be very difficult to eradicate, however. Means of eradication can be physical, thermal, managerial, biological or chemical. A combination of these can be most effective, though they must of course be compatible. All have some positive and negative aspects, but the most effective regime is a mixture of chemical and physical control. This involves the application of foliar or basal herbicides in order to kill existing trees, while either hand pulling or mowing seedlings in order to prevent new growth.[31][

Description
Botanical drawing of the leaves, flowers and samaras from Britton and Brown's 1913 Illustrated flora of the northern states and Canada

A. altissima is a medium-sized tree that reaches heights between 17 and 27 metres (56 and 90 ft) with a diameter at breast height of about 1 metre (40 in).[2] The bark is smooth and light grey, often becoming somewhat rougher with light tan fissures as the tree ages. The twigs are stout, smooth to lightly pubescent, and reddish or chestnut in colour. They have lenticels as well as heart-shaped leaf scars (i.e. a scar left on the twig after a leaf falls) with many bundle scars (i.e. small marks where the veins of the leaf once connected to the tree) around the edges. The buds are finely "pubescent", dome shaped, and partially hidden behind the petiole, though they are completely visible in the dormant season at the sinuses of the leaf scars.[3] The branches are light to dark gray in colour, smooth, lustrous, and containing raised lenticels that become fissures with age. The ends of the branches become pendulous. All parts of the plant have a distinguishing strong odour that is often likened to rotting peanuts or cashews.[4]

The leaves are large, odd- or even-pinnately compound, and arranged alternately on the stem. They range in size from 30 to 90 cm (1 to 3 ft) in length and contain 10-41 leaflets organised in pairs, with the largest leaves found on vigorous young sprouts. The rachis is light to reddish-green with a swollen base. The leaflets are ovate-lanceolate with entire margins, somewhat asymmetric and occasionally not directly opposite to each others. Each leaflet is 5 to 18 cm (2 to 7 in) long and 2.5 to 5 cm (1 to 2 in) wide. They have a long tapering end while the bases have two to four teeth, each containing one or more glands at the tip.[3] The leaflets' upper sides are dark green in colour with light green veins, while the undersides are a more whitish green. The petioles are 5 to 12 mm (0.2 to 0.5 in) long.[4] The lobed bases and glands distinguish it from similar sumac species.
Bark and flowers of A. altissima

Immature seeds on a female tree.

The flowers are small and appear in large panicles up to 50 cm (20 in) in length at the end of new shoots. The individual flowers are yellowish green to reddish in colour, each with five petals and sepals.[2][4] The sepals are cup-shaped, lobed and united while the petals are valvate (i.e. they meet at the edges without overlapping), white and hairy towards the inside.[3][5][6] They appear from mid-April in the south of its range to July in the north. A. altissima is dioecious, with male and female flowers being borne on different individuals. Male trees produce three to four times as many flowers as the females, making the male flowers more conspicuous. Furthermore, the male plants emit a foul smelling odour while flowering to attract pollinating insects. Female flowers contain ten (or rarely five through abortion) sterile stamens (stamenoides) with heart-shaped anthers. The pistil is made up of five free carpels (i.e. they are not fused), each containing a single ovule. Their styles are united and slender with star-shaped stigmas.[3][5] The male flowers are similar in appearance, but they of course lack a pistil and the stamens do function, each being topped with a globular anther and a glandular green disc.[3] The seeds borne on the female trees are 5 mm in diameter and each is encapsulated in a samara that is 2.5 cm long (1 in) and 1 cm (0.4 in) broad, appearing July though August, but usually persisting on the tree until the next spring. The samara is twisted at the tips, making it spin as it falls and assisting wind dispersal.[2][4] The females can produce huge amounts of seeds, normally around 30,000 per kilogram (14,000/lb) of tree.[2]

[edit]
Taxonomy

The first scientific descriptions of the tree of heaven were made shortly after it was introduced to Europe by the French Jesuit Pierre Nicholas d'Incarville. d'Incarville had sent seeds from Peking via Siberia to his botanist friend Bernard de Jussieu in the 1740s. The seeds sent by d'Incarville were thought to be from the economically important and similar looking Chinese varnish tree (Toxicodendron vernicifluum), which he had observed in the lower Yangtze region, rather than the tree of heaven. d'Incarville attached a note indicating this, which caused much taxonomic confusion over the next few decades. In 1751, Jussieu planted a few seeds in France and sent others on to Philip Miller, the superintendent at the Chelsea Physic Garden, and to Philip C. Webb, the owner of an exotic plant garden in Busbridge, England.[3]

Confusion in naming began when the tree was described by all three men with three different names. In Paris, Linnaeus gave the plant the name Rhus succedanea, while it was known commonly as grand vernis du Japon. In London the specimens were named by Miller as Toxicodendron altissima and in Busbridge it was dubbed in the old classification system as Rhus Sinese foliis alatis. There are extant records from the 1750s of disputes over the proper name between Philip Miller and John Ellis, curator of Webb's garden in Busbridge. Rather than the issue being resolved, more names soon appeared for the plant: Jakob Friedrich Ehrhart observed a specimen in Utrecht in 1782 and named it Rhus cacodendron.[3]

Light was shed on the taxonomic status of ailanthus in 1788 when René Louiche Desfontaines observed the samaras of the Paris specimens, which were still labelled Rhus succedanea, and came to the conclusion that the plant was not a sumac. He published an article with an illustrated description and gave it the name Ailanthus glandulosa, placing it in the same genus as the tropical species then known as A. integrifolia (white siris, now A. triphysa). The name is derived from the Ambonese word ailanto, meaning "heaven-tree" or "tree reaching for the sky".[7][3] The specific glandulosa, referring to the glands on the leaves, persisted until as late as 1957, but it was ultimately made invalid as a later homonym at the species level.[3] The current species name comes from Walter T. Swingle who was employed by the United States Department of Plant Industry. He decided to transfer Miller's older specific name into the genus of Desfontaines, resulting in the accepted name Ailanthus altissima.[8] Altissima is Latin for "very tall", and refers to the sizes the tree can reach. The plant is sometimes incorrectly cited with the specific epithet in the masculine (glandulosus or altissimus), which is incorrect since botanical, like Classical Latin, treats most tree names as feminine.

There are three varieties of A. altissima:
A. altissima var. altissima, which is the type variety and is native to mainland China.
A. altissima var. tanakai, which is endemic to northern Taiwan highlands. It differs from the type in having yellowish bark, odd-pinnate leaves that are also shorter on average at 45 to 60 cm (18–24 in) long with only 13-25 scythe-like leaflets.[9][10][11] It is listed as endangered in the IUCN Red List of threatened species due to loss of habitat for building and industrial plantations.[12]
A. altissima var. sutchuenensis, which differs in having red branchlets.[9][10]

Description
Botanical drawing of the leaves, flowers and samaras from Britton and Brown's 1913 Illustrated flora of the northern states and Canada

A. altissima is a medium-sized tree that reaches heights between 17 and 27 metres (56 and 90 ft) with a diameter at breast height of about 1 metre (40 in).[2] The bark is smooth and light grey, often becoming somewhat rougher with light tan fissures as the tree ages. The twigs are stout, smooth to lightly pubescent, and reddish or chestnut in colour. They have lenticels as well as heart-shaped leaf scars (i.e. a scar left on the twig after a leaf falls) with many bundle scars (i.e. small marks where the veins of the leaf once connected to the tree) around the edges. The buds are finely "pubescent", dome shaped, and partially hidden behind the petiole, though they are completely visible in the dormant season at the sinuses of the leaf scars.[3] The branches are light to dark gray in colour, smooth, lustrous, and containing raised lenticels that become fissures with age. The ends of the branches become pendulous. All parts of the plant have a distinguishing strong odour that is often likened to rotting peanuts or cashews.[4]

The leaves are large, odd- or even-pinnately compound, and arranged alternately on the stem. They range in size from 30 to 90 cm (1 to 3 ft) in length and contain 10-41 leaflets organised in pairs, with the largest leaves found on vigorous young sprouts. The rachis is light to reddish-green with a swollen base. The leaflets are ovate-lanceolate with entire margins, somewhat asymmetric and occasionally not directly opposite to each others. Each leaflet is 5 to 18 cm (2 to 7 in) long and 2.5 to 5 cm (1 to 2 in) wide. They have a long tapering end while the bases have two to four teeth, each containing one or more glands at the tip.[3] The leaflets' upper sides are dark green in colour with light green veins, while the undersides are a more whitish green. The petioles are 5 to 12 mm (0.2 to 0.5 in) long.[4] The lobed bases and glands distinguish it from similar sumac species.
Bark and flowers of A. altissima

Immature seeds on a female tree.

The flowers are small and appear in large panicles up to 50 cm (20 in) in length at the end of new shoots. The individual flowers are yellowish green to reddish in colour, each with five petals and sepals.[2][4] The sepals are cup-shaped, lobed and united while the petals are valvate (i.e. they meet at the edges without overlapping), white and hairy towards the inside.[3][5][6] They appear from mid-April in the south of its range to July in the north. A. altissima is dioecious, with male and female flowers being borne on different individuals. Male trees produce three to four times as many flowers as the females, making the male flowers more conspicuous. Furthermore, the male plants emit a foul smelling odour while flowering to attract pollinating insects. Female flowers contain ten (or rarely five through abortion) sterile stamens (stamenoides) with heart-shaped anthers. The pistil is made up of five free carpels (i.e. they are not fused), each containing a single ovule. Their styles are united and slender with star-shaped stigmas.[3][5] The male flowers are similar in appearance, but they of course lack a pistil and the stamens do function, each being topped with a globular anther and a glandular green disc.[3] The seeds borne on the female trees are 5 mm in diameter and each is encapsulated in a samara that is 2.5 cm long (1 in) and 1 cm (0.4 in) broad, appearing July though August, but usually persisting on the tree until the next spring. The samara is twisted at the tips, making it spin as it falls and assisting wind dispersal.[2][4] The females can produce huge amounts of seeds, normally around 30,000 per kilogram (14,000/lb) of tree.[2]

[edit]
Taxonomy

The first scientific descriptions of the tree of heaven were made shortly after it was introduced to Europe by the French Jesuit Pierre Nicholas d'Incarville. d'Incarville had sent seeds from Peking via Siberia to his botanist friend Bernard de Jussieu in the 1740s. The seeds sent by d'Incarville were thought to be from the economically important and similar looking Chinese varnish tree (Toxicodendron vernicifluum), which he had observed in the lower Yangtze region, rather than the tree of heaven. d'Incarville attached a note indicating this, which caused much taxonomic confusion over the next few decades. In 1751, Jussieu planted a few seeds in France and sent others on to Philip Miller, the superintendent at the Chelsea Physic Garden, and to Philip C. Webb, the owner of an exotic plant garden in Busbridge, England.[3]

Confusion in naming began when the tree was described by all three men with three different names. In Paris, Linnaeus gave the plant the name Rhus succedanea, while it was known commonly as grand vernis du Japon. In London the specimens were named by Miller as Toxicodendron altissima and in Busbridge it was dubbed in the old classification system as Rhus Sinese foliis alatis. There are extant records from the 1750s of disputes over the proper name between Philip Miller and John Ellis, curator of Webb's garden in Busbridge. Rather than the issue being resolved, more names soon appeared for the plant: Jakob Friedrich Ehrhart observed a specimen in Utrecht in 1782 and named it Rhus cacodendron.[3]

Light was shed on the taxonomic status of ailanthus in 1788 when René Louiche Desfontaines observed the samaras of the Paris specimens, which were still labelled Rhus succedanea, and came to the conclusion that the plant was not a sumac. He published an article with an illustrated description and gave it the name Ailanthus glandulosa, placing it in the same genus as the tropical species then known as A. integrifolia (white siris, now A. triphysa). The name is derived from the Ambonese word ailanto, meaning "heaven-tree" or "tree reaching for the sky".[7][3] The specific glandulosa, referring to the glands on the leaves, persisted until as late as 1957, but it was ultimately made invalid as a later homonym at the species level.[3] The current species name comes from Walter T. Swingle who was employed by the United States Department of Plant Industry. He decided to transfer Miller's older specific name into the genus of Desfontaines, resulting in the accepted name Ailanthus altissima.[8] Altissima is Latin for "very tall", and refers to the sizes the tree can reach. The plant is sometimes incorrectly cited with the specific epithet in the masculine (glandulosus or altissimus), which is incorrect since botanical, like Classical Latin, treats most tree names as feminine.

There are three varieties of A. altissima:
A. altissima var. altissima, which is the type variety and is native to mainland China.
A. altissima var. tanakai, which is endemic to northern Taiwan highlands. It differs from the type in having yellowish bark, odd-pinnate leaves that are also shorter on average at 45 to 60 cm (18–24 in) long with only 13-25 scythe-like leaflets.[9][10][11] It is listed as endangered in the IUCN Red List of threatened species due to loss of habitat for building and industrial plantations.[12]
A. altissima var. sutchuenensis, which differs in having red branchlets.[9][10]

Ailanthus Altissima

Ailanthus altissima
 

Tree of Heaven

Large specimen growing in a park in Germany
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae
Division: Magnoliophyta
Class: Magnoliopsida
Order: Sapindales
Family: Simaroubaceae
Genus: Ailanthus
Species: A. altissima

Binomial name
Ailanthus altissima
(Mill.) Swingle

Ailanthus altissima (pronounced /eɪˈlænθəs ælˈtɪsɪmə/[1]), commonly known as tree of heaven, ailanthus, or in Chinese as chouchun (Chinese: 臭椿; pinyin: chòuchūn), is a deciduous tree in the quassia family (Simaroubaceae). It is native to both Taiwan and northeast and central China. Unlike other members of the genus Ailanthus, it is found in temperate climates rather than the tropics. The tree grows rapidly and is capable of reaching heights of 15 metres (50 ft) in 25 years. However, the species is also short lived and rarely lives more than 50 years. Other common names include China sumac, copal tree, stink tree and ghetto palm.

In China, the tree of heaven has a long and rich history. It was mentioned in the oldest extant Chinese dictionary and listed in countless Chinese medical texts for its purported ability to cure ailments ranging from mental illness to balding. The roots, leaves and bark are still used today in traditional Chinese medicine, primarily as an astringent. The tree has been grown extensively both in China and abroad as a host plant for the ailanthus silkmoth, a moth involved in silk production.

Ailanthus has become a part of western culture as well, with the tree serving as the central metaphor and subject matter of the best-selling American novel A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith. A. altissima was first brought from China to Europe in the 1740s and to the United States in 1784. It was one of the first trees brought west during a time when chinoiserie was dominating European arts, and was initially hailed as a beautiful garden specimen. However, enthusiasm soon waned after gardeners became familiar with its suckering habits and its offensive odour. Despite this, it was used extensively as a street tree during much of the 19th century. Outside of Europe and the United States, the plant has been spread to many other areas beyond its native range. In a number of these, it has become an invasive species due to its ability to quickly colonise disturbed areas and suppress competition with allelopathic chemicals. It is considered a noxious weed in Australia, the United States, New Zealand and several countries in southern and eastern Europe. The tree also re-sprouts vigorously when cut, making its eradication extremely difficult and time consuming.

Ailanthus Altissima

Ailanthus altissima
 

Tree of Heaven

Large specimen growing in a park in Germany
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae
Division: Magnoliophyta
Class: Magnoliopsida
Order: Sapindales
Family: Simaroubaceae
Genus: Ailanthus
Species: A. altissima

Binomial name
Ailanthus altissima
(Mill.) Swingle


Ailanthus altissima (pronounced /eɪˈlænθəs ælˈtɪsɪmə/[1]), commonly known as tree of heaven, ailanthus, or in Chinese as chouchun (Chinese: 臭椿; pinyin: chòuchūn), is a deciduous tree in the quassia family (Simaroubaceae). It is native to both Taiwan and northeast and central China. Unlike other members of the genus Ailanthus, it is found in temperate climates rather than the tropics. The tree grows rapidly and is capable of reaching heights of 15 metres (50 ft) in 25 years. However, the species is also short lived and rarely lives more than 50 years. Other common names include China sumac, copal tree, stink tree and ghetto palm.

In China, the tree of heaven has a long and rich history. It was mentioned in the oldest extant Chinese dictionary and listed in countless Chinese medical texts for its purported ability to cure ailments ranging from mental illness to balding. The roots, leaves and bark are still used today in traditional Chinese medicine, primarily as an astringent. The tree has been grown extensively both in China and abroad as a host plant for the ailanthus silkmoth, a moth involved in silk production.

Ailanthus has become a part of western culture as well, with the tree serving as the central metaphor and subject matter of the best-selling American novel A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith. A. altissima was first brought from China to Europe in the 1740s and to the United States in 1784. It was one of the first trees brought west during a time when chinoiserie was dominating European arts, and was initially hailed as a beautiful garden specimen. However, enthusiasm soon waned after gardeners became familiar with its suckering habits and its offensive odour. Despite this, it was used extensively as a street tree during much of the 19th century. Outside of Europe and the United States, the plant has been spread to many other areas beyond its native range. In a number of these, it has become an invasive species due to its ability to quickly colonise disturbed areas and suppress competition with allelopathic chemicals. It is considered a noxious weed in Australia, the United States, New Zealand and several countries in southern and eastern Europe. The tree also re-sprouts vigorously when cut, making its eradication extremely difficult and time consuming.

Ujiannnn nichh...............

Wuihhh setelah be2rapa minggu ini kita bener2 dech, disibu’in sama y namanya tugas... sebenernya sich udah jalan 2 hari ujian, tp tugas kita masih ada y belom kelar, tapi bakal dipastiin siap semua kok...
Makanya dengan sisa2 tenaga y kita punya, siap gk siap kita harus hadapi ujian jg nich
Hari pertama ujian...
Masih bisa ngisi jawaban, yahhh bisa dibilang lumayan sukses, karena y pertama Basis Data, jadi ada sangkut pautnya soal ini ama tugas kemaren, trus masuk bahasa Ingris, dengan kepedean y amat sangat, dan setelah ikutan private ama Cinta Laura ( aksen barat cara bacanya ), sebenernya kita tukaran private, gw ngajarin dia B. Indonesia dia Ingrisnya. Maka dengan segala kerendahan hati gw akhirnya bisa ngejawab... ( tapi te2p dengan bantuan be2rapa rekan seperjuangan ) intinya hari pertama CLEAR!!!
Hari ke - 2 ujian...
Hari ke2 ini kita ujian VB ( Visual Basic ) praktek, dan semua jg pada taukan klo Bro Yane kampreto Italiano sudah be2rapa hari ini terkena serangan CACAR!!! Dan itu berbahaya sekali ( heheheh ngarang gw... ) tp cacarnya beneran kok
Jadi biasanya tuh kita du2k B3 tepatnya gw du2k dengan GENDYUT Band y salah dua personilnya ada YUDI ama YANE, jadi berhubung Yane terkena serangan CACAR, maka kita ( Yudi ama Gw ) meminta izin unk pisah sementara... hehehehe ( temen si temen, tp klo sakit jangan ikutanlah... sory bro ) kwakakakaka
Dan inti dari semua ini adalah... ujian gw kali ini masih ngambang, karena YUDY kampreto kehebohan, kayak kambing lepas... dan gw sebagai pengangonnya gk becus jagain sikambing, abisnya emang dia udah siap ngerjain ujian, wkt itu kita dsuruh buat program, tapi bukan du2k tenang dia malah gangguin orang laen y masih ngerjain ujian termasuk gw!!! Malah punya bro Ningsi sampe ilang program y udah dibuatnya... gara2 sikampreto kambingo lepaso itu!! DASAR!!!
Hari ke – 3 ujian...
Ujian k 3 kali ini semuanya ngapal, dan itu ngebuat gw males banget!! Secara daya ingatan gw ngepas banget buat mengingat2 sesuatu, lha wong ngingat kapan tgl lahir Pangeran Diponegoro aja gw lupa!!! ( lho?! Apaan sich ) Apalagi ngingat pelajaran y ngujubile banyaknya...
Ujian y jam pertama lumayan sukses ( secara gw udah nyiapin resep ukuran mini jd aman... huehehehe ) trus ujian y jam k2 nich, lembar soal dibagiin dan untuuuung aja jawabannya itu emang bener2 dr pikiran kita sendiri, jd emang gk ada y namanya apalan... paling yah satu dua itu adalah... dan intinya CLEAR!!!
Hari ke – 4 ujian...
Ini dia nich ujian Perancangan SIFO lo semua pada tau kan dosennya itu sapa?? Yah tepat sekali tepatnya itu, temen2 gw pada suka ngatain klo tu Dosen nyokap gw, bukannn!! Bukan karena gw anaknya, tp karena gw mahasiswanya!! ( lho?!! Udahlah gk usah dbahas ), dan ujiannya lumayan... 
Hari ke – 5 ujian...
Wuihhh ini dia nich ujian y menurut gw MEMUAKKAN!!!
Gk usah gw bilang mata kuliahnya, mo muntah gw nyebutnya, gile dan ini dia detik2 penyerahan soal ujian... jeng... jeng... jeng... jeng...
Tampang melas gw ama y laen... padahal waktu mau msk kelas nich, gw ama y laen masih dwarnet, karena ada tugas gw y blom kelar. Dan begitu masuk kelas, tu dosen dah datang duluan!!! Mampus dech gw
Gw masuk dan mo du2k, tiba2 tu dosen bilang
Dosen : STOP!!! Jangan du2k dulu
Gw + CS : tampang cengok + perut mules gw pikir ni dosen mo nyanyi lagunya DEWI PERSIK!!! kwakakakaka ( gw rasa ini dakibatkan kena sindrom TAKUTKENAMARAHDOSENKARENATELAT!!! )
Dosen : Eit!! Eit!!! Jangan du2k dulu
Kamu disana, sambil nunjuk kearah temen gw buat du2k dpaling depan, trus kamu jg kesana tapi dipaling belakang... ayo cepat karena ni waktu jalan terus, dan lembar soal dibagikan :
Hal pertama y gw pikirkan :
1. Moga2 ni soal mudah & bisa gw jawab dengan sempurna
2. klo pun susah ni soal tetep bisa gw jawab dengan sempurna
3. ahhhh ribet nich, y penting gw harus jawab dengan sempurna ( NGAREP!!)
Soal udah dtangan, dan begitu ngebuka lembar soal pertama
Santai... no 1 dah bisa kejawab
bengong bentar liat soal no 2
lanjut kelembar berikutnya, ini udah mulai garuk2 kepala
balik lagi liat no y laen, idung dah mulai meler + pengen muntah
dan begitulah kronologis kejadian dmana gw ujian dengan kepala y kayaknya dah mo pitak sebelah... selang be2rapa menit kemudian tu dosen bilang, ywdah kalian boleh buka buku, sumpah saat itu gw kayak kedatangan makhluk tuhan yang paling seksi ( tsah paan sich ) maksudnya kyak menang undian satu milyar gtu, walopun sebenernya buka buku itu gk bnyak membantu gw nyelesaiin ujian ini, tp paling gk bisa beriin gambaran buat gw unt nyelesaiin ni soal y gila abeesss!!!!
Asal tau aja, sebelom boleh buka buku, lembar jawaban gw SUMPAH pengen nangis klo liatnya, soalnya cuma terisi 5 baris, dari ada 4 halaman polio!!! Dan sekarang perbedaannya sungguh RUAR BiAsAAA!!! hampir 4 halaman polio itu keisi semua!!! Gila lo DAY!!! Intinya ujian ini CLEAR!!!!

KhaYAlAn Tin9kat tin99i

Lo pernah gk ngebayangin / ngayalin sesuatu diluar batas kewajaran ( awas, ini bukan khayalan jorok tau ) ini tentang imaginasi gw ama yane y terlalu tinggi. Dan bener aja khayalan kita pada ngaco semua. Jd crtnya gini, waktu itu klo gk salah pas lg matkul ASI (Analysis Sistem Informasi ) dan kebetulan dosennya emang masih muda bnget, yahhhh klo bisa dibilang sepantaran ka2k gw dech.
Dan emang gw suka bnget manggil ibu itu dengan sebutan ibu LETTO (Kelompok Band itu lho, dngan lagu sandaran hati). Pasti lo semua pada herankan/ kenapa gw and the gank ngasih nama gtu (Ibu LETTO), karena tu dosen klo lg nyatat dwhite board pasti dia selalu sandaran, trus klo lg ngejelasin jg gitu. Makanya gk heran jgkan, klo kita selalu nyebutin tu dosen dengan sebutan Ibu LETTO alias Ibu Sandaran Dinding, bukan sandaran hati, karena gw selaku pemprakarsa tu nama jg gk mau nyama2in bnget ma LETTO, ntr gw dituntut lg, ngambil hak cipta karya orang lain. NB: sebutan ini hanya khusus buat gw and the gank, diluar drpd itu merupakan tanggung jawab orang lain, bkn kita (gw ma tmen2 gw)
Oya, kita tinggal dulu tentang bu LETTO. Jd waktu itu gw emang malesssssss bnget nyimak apa y Ibu LETTO jelasin, maka drpd gw joget2 dkelas, nyoret2 dinding, atau nyariin kecoak drambut sisca ma dwie (ya gk mungkinlah day, y ada jg dirambut sisca ma dwie tu cangcorang!!!Lho??!) maka gw berinisiatif untuk SMBP-an ma yane. NB: Sort Message By Paper.
Jd d SMBP gw y pertama sampe seterusnya gw nulis gini ma yane. .
Gw : “ Bro (yane) klo lo jd pemilik kampus nich, lo pengen ngebuat kampus ini seperti apa biar gk ngebosenin?
Yane : “gw pengen disetiap kelas tuh cat dindingnya laen drpada y laen, sesuai tema gtu…”
Gw : (tampang mikir y aneh alias sok mikir) maksud lo?????
Yane :” lo kan tau gw suka tokoh animasi, jd yah biar suasana gk ngebosenin, yah kita kasih wallpaper aja dindingnya kan keren tuh” (semangat 45nya dah mulai keluar alias MKKD=Masa Kecil Kasian Dehh)
Gw : “trus gmn lg… (nanya2 penuh semangat)
Yane : “ yahhh y paling penting buat gw, fasilitasnya paling T O P lah drpd kampus y laen. Ahh lo nanya mulu, sekarang gantian donk, ide lo paan?”
Gw : (nyengir kampret) “ ooo klo gw hampir satu visi and misi ma elo bro, tp ada satu hal lg nich y kurang menurut gw”
Yane : “ paan tu bro?” (tampang penasaran yane, y sumpah bloon bnget kl lo liat)
Gw : (muncullah khayalan aneh dr si jenius iday) “ gw pengennya setiap dosen tu pas lg ngajar make kostum tokoh animasi!!!! Tp gw gk bisa ngebayangin aja klo salah satu dosen kita ada y pake kostum Doraemon, pasti ribetkan klo pas lg ngajar, apa lg y pake kostum teletubbies, bukannya ngajar malah B E R P E L U K A Nnnnnnnnnnnn (ketawa setan muncul lg) kwakakakakak (ngakak bareng yane, trus diliatin ma tmen sekelas + Bu LETTO) jd tengsin tp bikin gw gk ngantuk lg.
Hahahhahahahaha….. senangnya…..

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Betapa malangnya nasib-mu pho2

Ni gbr si Pho2 y udah lemes...

Sebenarnya, saat gw ngetik tulisan dibagian ini, tokoh utama dari ni sesi dah koit be2rapa minggu yang lalu. Jadi sedih gw klo ingat dia.
Ok, mungkin lo2 semua y baca cerita sedih gw ini ( cailah ), agak2 heran x yah, soalnya sapa jg y lg gw ceritaain. Nah sekarang ini, mungkin kyknya harus kita flash back dulu dech.
Kembali ke be2rapa minggu yang lalu...
Gw : eh bro ( baca : yane ) kok akhir2 ini gw pengen bnget melihara sesuatu dech, tp gw bingung bagusnya apaan yah???
Yane : udah... klo buat lo bagusnya miara kodok aja!! Keren tuh, lo kan suka ijo2, sama lagi ( mulai ngakak ketawa SETAN!!)
Gw : dasar BabPet ( baby ngepet ) lo!! Lo tuhhh y suka kuning2.. ( gk usah djelasin, pasti lo smua tau maksud gw... hehehe) Masak gw disamasamain ma kodok!!! Tapi apa yahhhh
Yane : ?????
Gw : dulu gw pengennya Hamster bro, tp kok kyaknya repot gtu miaranya, abis baunya itulah, kagak nahan gw... pesing banget!!
Yane : makanya sering2 lo mandiin trus jngan lupa lo pakein pempers biar gk pi2s celana dia
Gw : tdnya dah gw ajarin, kllo pi2s diToilet ( dah mulai asal )... malah dah gw buat lagi pa2n pengumuman ” Jangan Pi2s Sembarangan ” tapi tetepppp aja
Yane : te2p pi2s sembarangan??
Gw : dasar dong2... emang dia elo, bisa baca!!!!
Yane : ya maap!!!!
Gw : gmana kalo kura2!!!!! Zeeebbb ( seperti ada seberkas sinar / lebih tepatnya seperti blitz kamera dkapala gw, trus mata berbinar2!!!! Ide yang cemerlang gw rasa )
Singkatnya setelah itu gw rajin nyari2 artikel tentang kura2..
Malah kadang klo tmen2 gw lg maen dbase came ( baca : warnet ) suka gw minta ( paksa ) buat nyari artikel tentang si turtle itulah. Akhirnya dengan segenap jiwa raga, dan dengan kerendahan hati gw pun memutuskan untuk melihara si kura ini
Si kura ini sendiri blom gw kasih nama, karena gw sendiri masih bingung, dia ini ce / co. Ntr klo gw manggil namanya TOYIB, takutnya dia gk noleh trus ntr dikira sombong lg, ama tmen2 gw, padahalkan blon tentu dia co, atau gw panggil MAIMUNAH ajah, tp ntr takutnya kejadiannya sama kayak TOYIB, maka dengan segala kepintaran dan kecerdasan y gw miliki, akhirnya gw berhasil menemukan nama y tepat buat si kura, yaitu JOKO!! ( eh gk ding.... ) bukan itu namanya, tapi namanya PHO2 ( baca : popo ) bagus bukan sodara2.. gk ce jg gk co.. ( jd maksud lo??!, atau jngan2 ni kura bencong lagi!!! ) ah udh lupain aja. Karena jenis kelamin gk penting buat gw, lagian ni kura jg gk bakalan buat KTP kan??? / atau kena razia pamong praja, krn klo jln selalu bawa karung ( baca : tempurung ) kyk gembel ( lho??!! Ngawur nich ) Karena sampe sekarang pun gw gk tau bedain kura ce ama co ( lo semua jg kan??? ) gk usah sok mikir, bilang aja iya!!!
Akhirnya masalah nama pun terpecahkan. Tp sekarang timbul masalah baru yaitu dimana si Pho2 harus ditempatkan!!!! Ihhh lama2 ni kura kyak CPNS ( baca : Calon Pegawai Negeri Sipil ) y baru lu2s ujian, pake acara penempatan segala
Sebenarnya secara gk langsung gw jg udh taulah sedikit2 cara ngerawat kura2 gmana. Soalnya dulu abang gw jg pernah miara kura2 gtu, tp lg2 piaranny KOIT dengan sukses dan bertahan Cuma seminggu doank... uhhh menyedihkan sekali
Singkatnya si Pho2 gw tempatkan di akuarium y bentuknya bulat. Gw isi air sedikit trus ada batu2nya gtu lah, kan dah bagus tuh, tp waktu gw bilang ma yane & ningsi tentang rumah barunya si Pho2...
Yane : masak cuma itu y lo tarok dakurium bro??
Gw : emang.. ( cuek )
Ningsi : ahhh mana keren, bagusnya lo masukin jg pasir2 gtu, kan biar bagus
Yane : iya bro, trus ada hiasan pohon2 kelapanya, biar kyk suasana pantai gtu
Gw : masih diem
Yane : ditambah hiasan2 rumah2an
Gw : te2p diem
Ningsi : klo perlu di + satu lg biar dia gk kesepian ada temenny
Gw : ( gk bisa dbiarkan... )woi!!!! Khayalan lo be 2 tu terlalu berlebihan tau!!! Sekalian aja lo bilang masukin tukang somai didalamnya, biar si pho2 klo lg laper gk perlu masak lg, tinggal mesan makanan aja. Dasar saran y anehhhhhhh, akuarium segede upil, dimasukin barang secontainer, yah gk bs lah ( kok jd esmoni gw ) abisnya, tersinggung nich gw, masak y dipiara t4 nya terlalu mewah dr gw. Ntr bingung donk bedain mana piaraan sama y miarany.. ahhhh SENTIMEN!!! ( itu klo kata temen2 gw!!! Hehehehe )
Akhirnya saran2 aneh td gw tolak dengan sukses. Yaiyahhhh. Si Pho2 jg lama2 gw liat betah jg tinggal drumah barunya. Tp be2rapa hr kemudian dia agak beda. Biasanya berenang & jln kesana kemari, tp ini kok nyenderan aja bawaannya trus mata nya nutup mulu. Tdnya gw pikir dia begadang, trus jd ngantuk, tp ternyata dia lg gk enak body. Dan gw bingung harus ngapain, hampir aja gw telp polisi
Dan dengan berbekal uang cebanan, gw kewarnet nyari informasi mengenai gejala2 y dtimbulkan oleh si Pho2...
Gejala :
Hewan y kurang bertenaga, biasanya menyanggah kepalanya dengan tinggi atau dalam posisi y tidak seperti biasanya. Kemungkinan juga lemah kaki depan dan belakang, kadang jg mengeluarkan cairan dari hidung atau mulut diikuti dengan sesak nafas, dan penyakit seperti ini dinamakan Pneumonia
Nah gejala ini jg lah y gw liat ada sama si Pho2. besoknya begitu gw pulang kuliah, gw langsung mampir kbengkel ( lho??! ) maksud gw kApotek buat beli sayur ( aduh salah lg yahhh ) beli obat buat si Pho2. nama obatnya Povidone Iodine ( baca : popidon iodin ) trus setelah itu langsung dech gw olesin ktempurung atas, bawah sama mulutny si Pho2. Nb : cara y gw lakukan ini sesuai saran y gw baca dArtikel, bukan sesuka jempol kaki gw

Mungkin krn gw dah ngerasa deket bnget ma si Pho2, trus dia selalu nemenin gw klo lg ngerjain tugas + temen curhat kali yahhh dan karena imaginasi gw y terlalu berlebihan akhirnya terjadilah percakapan antara gw and Mr. Pho2...

Gw : Pho, elo sebenarnya kena paan sich pho? Kasih tau donk, gw kan jd kawatir nich
Pho2 : ( bi2r pecah2, susah buang hajat + pi2s sembarangan ) gw agak lemas nich
Gw : td kan dah gw kasih mkn bistik pho ( ngarang nich, biasany si Pho2 gw kasih daun2an bangsanya daun pintu ama daun jendela... hehehehe ) kok lo masih lemas, atau gw telp dr. Pribadi lo aja mw gk???
Pho2 : udah gk usah, gw dah mendingan kok, makasih yah lo dah ngerawat gw
Klo gw ingat2 lg kejadian wkt itu gw jd sedih nich, untung gw jg sempat ngerekam Pho2, trus moto2in dia, ntr gw kasih liat...Selamat Jalan Pho2.. Maapin gw yah klo ada salah ma elo. Oya satu lg, klo lo mw nyekar / sekedar ngeliat makamnya Pho2, ada tuch dhalaman depan rumah gw, tp sayang bnget wkt pas gw mw nguburin si Pho2, dia gk sempat gw pocongin alias dkavanin. Menurut lo semua kira2 si Pho2 dterima gk yah???!! Tp dia dah gw mandiin kok, trs dtaburin kembang 7 rupa...

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Temen berbagi membagi dan dibagi

Haiiiii… sebelum gw cerita lebih lanjut nich (ceilah gaya lo tu ya) gk beneran kok, gw serius nich… gw pengen ngenalin kesemuanya tentang tmen2 gw dulu ok..
Yup lanjut nich, y pertama namanya Yane, tepatnya Yane Meutia (orang Aceh ya Day…) klo lo bilang die orang Aceh, berarti salah. Dia orang Padang bro… tadinya gw jg kepikiran ni anak orang Aceh abis namanya tu ya mirip2 gtu ma nama orang2 Aceh…ni anak emang ajaib banget, sampe2 tugas gw and the gank die yang buat (tepatnya minta dibuatin dengan paksa!!!) thanks ya bro…and die jg suka bnget ntraktirin kita (ini jg karena TERPAKSA!!! Hahahahaha) setiap ada kesempatan, dimana aja, kapan aja, asal ada duitnya… tp beneran kok, ni anak baek bnget ama sapa aja. NB: kita smua gk yang ce / co pasti ada pake sebutan BRO… klo tmen2 yang laen bilang Yane ini Hantu Warnet…gmana enggak, setiap ada kesempatan, dmana aja, kapan aja klo kehilangan Yane, cari aja dwarnet…
Lanjut, nama tersangka berikutnya Ningsi, tepatnya Kurnia Ningsi… Ni anak emang pinter bnget, smpe2 klo pas lg ujian doi jd rebutan (what’s emang die sembako ape??) tp klo dipikir2 iya jg kali yah agak2 mirip ama karung beras, bkn berasnya… Doi jg anak cheers yang klo ama tmen2 cheersnya pasti diletakin diformasi paling atas (emang dia paan? ) maklum paling kecil dbandingin ama upil he1000x…(Sssstttt, mantan Bowo, ehhh tp gk tau ding pa masih pa gk?)
Next, y satu ini namanya Siska, lengkapnya Fransiska Eva Matilda Fao… (panjang bnget emang nama ni anak, sory ya bro, klo ada nama lo yang salah ) tp biar nama ni anak panjang bnget kyk rel kereta, weitsss jangan salah lo bro, doi ni pinter banget, apalagi pelajaran B. Inggris (kayak aer, sama kyak gw jg sich, tp aer keran yang klo lg mampet…lho??), oya satu lg ni anak kita jodoh2in ma EDI…( tp jngan harap disini gw crt2 soal EDI… Sory ya DI, bkn gw gk mau certain tentang elo, tp klo sikit2 tak apalah…kwakakkakaka)
Berikutnya adalah YUDI, lengkapnya Yudi Bastian… Ni anak suka bnget nyama2in diri kayak Vino G. Bastian (ngarep die ni) secara mentang2 nama belakangnya sama… idih amit2 de gw… oya doi paling malas masuk kuliah sejak sem 4 ini, alasannya klo ditanya knapa lo gk masuk yud? Pasti jwbannya klo gk pulkam, pasti nemenin sodara dRS…dasar ni orang, dan ujung2nya Bro Yane jg y kerepotan minta dibikinin tugas… (NB: Pulkam : Pulang Kampung) oya ada y kelupaan, sekarang Doi nambah job lg, buat ngbenerin genteng tetangga ( becanda kok, y bener itu ngojek dr gang ke gang ) eh gk jg ding, tp sekarang, ni anak sibuk ngMC.. Hebat lol Bro!!! SALUT!!!!!!!!!
Lanjut… sekarang Eri… Eri Elpian, ni anak jg hampir sama kyak Yudi, suka mirip2pin diri ma artis, pusing gw… (lumayan mirip gk pa2, ni enggak baru mirip ama jempolnya aja dah sombong…) btw, anak sekelas suka bnget ledekin eri (padahal gw jg suka ngeledekin. Kwakakaak)
Sekarang Amru, Amru Bahwi… dikampus kita suka bnget ngejodoh2in doi ma Yane… (mulai memperlihatkan ketawa setan) Abisnya mereka b’dua ntu, boleh dibilang dmana ada amru dwarnet, disitu pasti ada yane…kwakakakaka… tp tau gk, biar gtu2 jg Amru tu paling jago y namanya download (ntr gw minta lgu lg ya mbru???)lgu2 baru yang keren2, ama thema2 dHP. klo lo semua mau lo bs mesen ma Amru. Pokoknya T O P bnget dech…
Nah yang terakhir ni ada trio kwek2…(tdnya ni trio obsesi bnget pengen saingan ma AB 3, trus y baru nich Dewi2, tp karena dengan segala kerendahan hati, maka mereka mutusin unt tidak mengambil lahan orang lain…lho???) disudut kanan ada Lastri, tepatnya Sulastri Aprilia, di sudut kiri ada Rille, tepatnya Rille Tamba(tp kita suka ledekin dia dngn sebutan Angelina Jolie (gk salah lo day???) yang lg rebutan makan kerupuk ma dwie atw sekarang tuh, rille lg in dpanggil OPUNG!! Nama br ni anak, jd turun level nich kyaknya. sory ya Bro (nah dwie ini yang terakhir bakal gw certain sekilas) tp, biar gni2 jg Rille tu paling suka bagiin permen ma gw, dan dia emang selalu bawa special buat gw(ih maksa bnget lo day)permen y manis2, biar gw + manis…
Nah trio yang terakhir ini namanya adalah……..(pake music Jeng…Jeng…Jeng…) DuuuuuuWiiiiiiiEeeeeeee…. Ayo berikan applause y meriah bwt Dwie… (gw dah duluan tepuk tangan bro) Dwie ini orangnya ndutan beda bnget ma gw y (gk tega gw nyebutinnya) kebalikan dr Dwie lah masak lo gk tau, bayangin aja klo kita jalan b’dua kayak angka 10. Makanya guna menghindari hal tersebut gw gk pernah jalan pas2an banget ma Dwie, pasti ada yang k 3 (haaa, gila lo day, emang klo lo jalan ma Dwie, lo bawa setan ape???) ma tmen gw y laenlah…
And the next Indonesian Idol berikutnya adalahhhhhhhhhh (jeng…jeng…jeng…jeng…) cailah musicny keren bnget nich ck..ck..( senyum kemenangan ) lho?!? Emang lo ikut (gk usah mikir, gw jg bingung kok ada Indonesian Idol ya??) dah lupain aja, lanjut nich.. Hiii nama gw Nurdayana, and gw biasa dipanggil Iday atau gk Dayana.( weitsssss, lo jngan nyama2in nama gw ma deterjen ya!! ) ini nama pemberian kakek gw dr bokapnya nyokap (klo lo gk ngeti Tanya ma tmen y baca ni crt bareng ma elo, ok!) lanjut, gw anak k 3 dr 3 bersaudara, dan gw Cuma ce satu2ny di keluarga gw… Saat gw lg nulis ni crt, umur gw be2rapa hari bkal nambah 1 lg ni bro, gk nyangka cepet bnget rasanya… oya,satu lg y perlu lo smua tau tentang gw, gw ni adalah satu2ny anak dIndonesia (biar lebih dramatis) and diDunia yang dr SD, SMP, SMA sekolahnya pindah2 mulu… And ni cerita gw buat berdasarkan pengalaman gw sehari2, baik yang disengaja maupun y gk disengaja, jd apabila ada kesamaan tempat atau apa aja gw minta maaf…lho?1? (day lo gk mabokkan?) kok jd ngawur gni sich…

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